Presidential checklist

A good first week.

• Push through ethically challenged and felonious cabinet appointees - CHECK
• Surrender to al Qaeda - CHECK
• Establish racial and gender quotas for stimulus recipients - CHECK
• Hand out pork to political allies and benefactors - CHECK
• Become allied with Hamas - CHECK
• Stiff middle-class Americans on tax cuts - CHECK
• Pick a fight with Limbaugh - CHECK
• Close the tap on any new domestic energy production - CHECK
  
• Receive numerous blowjobs from mainstream media whores - CHECK
  

A damn good first week on the job.