I won.

Lab results.

LDH: Normal
AFP - TUMOR MARKER: Normal
HCG, SERUM: Normal

ABDOMEN/PELVIS FINDINGS:

Shotty aortocaval and mesenteric lymph nodes are stable. There is a stable, 1.4 x 1.8 cm soft tissue density contiguous with the distal abdominal aorta on the left. There are no enlarged mesenteric or retroperitoneal lymph nodes.

Layman's interpretation.



Words that I heard today:

The chances of recurrence more than five years after the diagnoses of testicular cancer are dramatically reduced.

"I won" sounds significantly less trite in this context.