The nothing story of the decade

Michael Phelps demonstrating that he'll be qualified to be President in 24 years.



Thirty years of constant marijuana use will have you walking into windows and saying thing like ...

No, it — it — it's like — Inspector Gadget, you know? We — the — if you touch it, it might blow up.

We just inaugurated the Pothead-in-Chief, can we get over Phelps taking a bong hit?