Sunday, January 25, 2009

Presidential checklist

A good first week.
  • Push through ethically challenged and felonious cabinet appointees - CHECK
  • Surrender to al Qaeda - CHECK
  • Establish racial and gender quotas for stimulus recipients - CHECK
  • Hand out pork to political allies and benefactors - CHECK
  • Become allied with Hamas - CHECK
  • Stiff middle-class Americans on tax cuts - CHECK
  • Pick a fight with Limbaugh - CHECK
  • Close the tap on any new domestic energy production - CHECK
  • Receive numerous blowjobs from mainstream media whores - CHECK
A damn good first week on the job.


Anonymous said...

All that smoked meat must be having a bad interaction with your meds. Sheesh.

Headless Blogger said...

Anon - I like that. Good response.