Winter Storm Milo

They've got a National Hurricane Center, why isn't there a National Blizzard Center?

WINTER STORM WATCH

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE...CORRECTED
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE MILWAUKEE/SULLIVAN WI
555 AM CST SAT FEB 16 2008

...WINTER STORM MILO WITH VARIOUS PRECIPITATION
TYPES FOR SOUTHERN WISCONSIN LATE TONIGHT THROUGH
SUNDAY EVENING...

.STRONG LOW PRESSURE IS BRINGING WINTER STORM
MILO TO SOUTHERN WISCONSIN LATE TONIGHT THROUGH
SUNDAY EVENING. THE LOW WILL DEVELOP IN THE
SOUTHERN PLAINS THIS AFTERNOON...THEN INTENSIFY
AND MOVE NORTHEAST THROUGH THE CHICAGO AREA
AROUND MID AFTERNOON ON SUNDAY.

CURRENT FORECASTS SHOW THAT MILO HAS THE
POTENTIAL TO BE UPGRADED TO A CATEGORY III
BLIZZARD.

THE FORECAST TRACK OF THE LOW MAY CHANGE
LEADING UP TO SUNDAY...BUT BEST INDICATIONS
FOR THE LOCATION OF THE HEAVIEST SNOW BAND
WILL BE WEST OF THE MILWAUKEE METROPOLITAN
AREA...JUST ON EITHER SIDE AND WEST OF A
LINE FROM DARLINGTON...THROUGH MADISON...TO
FOND DU LAC.

Will it ever end?

The Headless Snow Team recommends that you have the following on hand tomorrow: a stick of butter; a quarter cup of flour; 20 oz. milk; a bottle of beer; Worcestershire Sauce; dry mustard; salt; cayenne pepper; 2 cups shredded sharp cheddar cheese; croutons (optional); and smoked sausage (optional). Standby for further instructions.

This has been a report from the Headless Snow Team.