Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Nothing to see here, please move along

I thought this was dead, but Texas Hold'em gives me an excuse to air another one of my conspiracy theories.

I said the other day that I did not understand why the New England Patriots need to cheat. After their thrashing of the Chargers on Sunday, it is clear to me that there is no on-field reason for it. The 2007 New England Patriots are a great football team. I predict they will finish the year 19-0 to surpass the 1972 Miami Dolphins.

My only question is, can the Patriots finish 19-0 against the point spread without stealing opponents' signals? The NFL cannot put this behind them fast enough. I suspect they do not want to learn why the league's star franchise is cheating .

"Follow the money" is useful advise.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Give me HillaryCare

Yahoo News reports:

Fulfilling a pledge to bring health care to all, Clinton's "American Health Choices Plan" has a price tag of about $110 billion per year. It represents her first major effort to achieve universal health coverage since 1994, when the plan she authored during her husband's first term collapsed.


According to the US Census Bureau the 2006 population of Wisconsin was 5,556,506 and the US was 299,398,484. Based on the estimated cost of $15.2 billion for the "Healthy Wisconsin" plan, Hillary's offer of universal healthcare for $110 billion is a savings of over $700 billion.

Either Hillary is offering a helluva bargain or the Wisconsin Senate Democrats are not much at cost negotiations.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Jobs that Mexicans can't do

I recently heard a talk radio caller lamenting that illegal alien workers were given preference for jobs in his area. One place that this is not an issue is in the nuclear power industry, where workers are screened and vetted for security and reliability, including citizenship or legal status in the U.S.

In addition, a growing number of existing employees are retiring at the same time that demand for workers is exploding. Energy Central provides this report.

The utility workforce is graying. That's no secret. But, the matter is particularly acute in the nuclear sector where half of the schools that train everyone from engineers to plant operators have dropped by the wayside over the last 25 years. Now, of course, nuclear power is reemerging as a viable energy source. Nothing is certain. But, if the public fully embraces the concept, the people that run the facilities won't just materialize out of thin air.

The U.S. Department of Labor released a report saying that a third of the workers in the nuclear industry are eligible to retire in the next five years. That equates to more than 19,000 people on all levels. To build a plant, however, requires at least 1,500 hands. And with 30 facilities now under consideration, the potential shortfall is evident.

[ ... ]

"Our growing need for labor isn't incremental," says Anthony Topazi, CEO of Mississippi Power, at the energy summit in Biloxi. "It is exponential. We must meet this demand if we are going to satisfy the needs of this economy and this country's national security." An estimated 185,000 utility construction workers are needed by 2015, he says.

Market economies can and do respond to demands. Under any scenario, utilities will have to dig deep by either paying more to their existing workers to entice them to stay longer or they will have to help underwrite scholastic programs to attract fresh minds. With the Bureau of Labor Statistics reporting average starting salaries at more than $51,000 for nuclear engineers, recruiting is made easier. Forbes magazine, meanwhile, says that experienced plant operators take home more than $56,000.

Workers of all stripes are encouraged to re-evaluate their job skills and to network. Now is the time to retool and to begin to discover where the new possibilities lie. For those willing to embrace change and upcoming challenges, they will increase their long-term value throughout the energy industry. Indeed, energy companies are ripe with new opportunities, particularly in the nuclear sector.

While the Energy Central report focuses on new plants, there is also significant demand for workers at operating plants. The operating plants are where security screening is the tightest. A relatively clean criminal background is required, and random drug and alcohol testing is mandatory.

Jobs are available for all levels of skills, from engineers to laborers, and previous nuclear experience is not a requirement. Military service will move you near the front of the line. The money is good to great.

Nuclear job openings are posted at the following sites, as well as at many nuclear operator's websites.

Energy Central Jobs

Roadwhore Nuclear Job Board

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Blacksox 2007



Before I heard about the sideline spying, I was ready to start engraving the 2008 Lombardi Trophy for the New England Patriots. The addition of Randy Moss possibly turned a great team into one of the NFL's all-time best.
I didn't understand the Patriots' need to cheat.

Then I learned they did the same thing in Green Bay last year. This must be incredibly effective or they wouldn't continue to do it with the risks involved. What else are these cheaters doing that has not been discovered? Steroids that elude NFL testing are one obvious possibility.

The Patriots' cheating goes back decades to the infamous snowblower incident. I have to conclude that cheating has been a part of the team's culture through changes of owners, coaches, players, stadiums and even cities. There is too much parity in the NFL for their level of dominance for over a decade.

The following will help to prevent recurrence.
  • Ban Belicheat, Brady and all the other cheaters from the NFL for life.
  • Cut off the owners from revenue sharing for one year.
  • Take away the Patriots #1, 2 & 3 draft picks in 2008.
  • Reduce the team's 2008 salary cap by $25 million.
  • No 2007 post season play for these cheaters.
This death penalty will mean a loss of NFL revenue in the New England states. But that loss to the NFL is small in comparison to losing the rest of the country once we start to realize that the games are not played on a level playing field.

I have put my personal asterisks on every one the Patriots' Super Bowl wins.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Al Gore wants your car



My friend Tim owns this SUV and enjoys stirring up Bay-area lefties on his daily 90-mile round trip commute. What cajones!

Tim also tells his teenage son that the ultimate goal of Al Gore and the climate change alarmists is to take away our cars and make us ride the light rail train.

Just another wingnut ranting, right? Until now you may say yes. Progressives have been careful to hide their ultimate agenda, only referring in general terms to things we can do to help fight global warming, but never admitting what it would take to meet the Kyoto mandates.

But LA Times writer Dan Neil lets the truth slip out in his otherwise excellent list in TIME of the 50 worst automobiles.

Uh-oh. Here comes trouble. Let's stipulate that the Model T did everything that the history books say: It put America on wheels, supercharged the nation's economy and transformed the landscape in ways unimagined when the first Tin Lizzy rolled out of the factory. Well, that's just the problem, isn't it? The Model T — whose mass production technique was the work of engineer William C. Klann, who had visited a slaughterhouse's "disassembly line" — conferred to Americans the notion of automobility (sic) as something akin to natural law, a right endowed by our Creator. A century later, the consequences of putting every living soul on gas-powered wheels are piling up, from the air over our cities to the sand under our soldiers' boots.

First, Neil admits the positive economic impact of the auto industry ("...supercharged the nation's economy..."), which also implies the negatives from shutting it down that lefties won't admit.

Then he makes a clumsy tie between the auto industry and death ("... who had visited a slaughterhouse's 'disassembly line' ... ") to create an evil parallel. What is that doing in a list of the 50 worst cars?

Finally, Neil lets us see the true target, it is not windmills and hybrid cars that will save the planet. "A century later, the consequences of putting every living soul on gas-powered wheels are piling up, from the air over our cities to the sand under our soldiers' boots."

What Tim tells his son is correct. Progressive thinkers, such as Dan Neil, believe that "automobility" is something to be carefully rationed and not available to "every living soul" in America. "Automobility" is to be reserved for Dan Neil, George Soros, the Reverend Al Gore and the rest of the politically connected left.

The rest of us can take the trolley or ride a bike.

Sombrero flip to Badger Blogger.

Saturday, September 08, 2007

The Osama video



This is all the proof that I need that Bin Laden is being held somewhere by the CIA.
He goes on to call Noam Chomsky "among one of the most capable of those from your own side," and mentions global warming and "the Kyoto accord."

He also speaks to recent issues grabbing headlines in the United States, referring to "the reeling of many of you under the burden of interest-related debts, insane taxes and real estate mortgages; global warming and its woes..."

"To conclude," bin Laden says, "I invite you to embrace Islam." He goes on to say: "There are no taxes in Islam, but rather there is a limited Zakaat [alms] totaling 2.5 percent."

OBL is an educated man. The only way he would talk this foolishly is under threat of further water-boarding or decapitation.

Friday, September 07, 2007

Kevin Fischer knows brats

Enlist me in Kevin Fischer's fight against fruit filled bratwurst.
This morning, while I was perusing newspapers from all across the state, a daily routine for me, I came across an article on……..hold your nose………fruity brats.

Apricot Dijon brats.

Hawaiian brats with cherries, pineapple and ham.

And a few others that are so WRONG, so YUCKY, so UN-BRAT LIKE, that I can’t even find the courage to describe them in print.

You’ll just have to read about them…but I warn you…..it ain’t pretty.
No link here, you'll have to follow the above link to Kevin's blog to get there.

I also endorse his choice of Glenn's Market. I'm a fan of their Sheboygan-style brats, home-cured bacon and wieners. Glenn's is a nice stop on the way home from Madison. Their mushroom-Swiss bratwurst are also winners.

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Winners - Losers

Another tip of the hat to Owen, he provided a link to the information I needed to complete my thoughts on this post.

Big Oil conspiracy theorists will want to read this, I am enlisting in their cause today.

For many years, it has been my wacky contention that oil refiners do themselves no good service by performing proper maintenance on their refineries. No matter what the cause, any disruption in oil supply immediately leads to higher prices for consumers and increased profits for oil companies.

So what if a valve leaks, then burns, then shuts down a refinery for three months? That is all a part of a sinister plan to increase revenues for Big Oil.

Cato provides all the proof that I need.
Ask a free marketeer what government should do about rising gasoline prices and the usual reply is "nothing," because "high prices provide incentives to conserve and for companies to deliver new supplies." But as gas prices near all-time highs, consumers are hardly flinching.

Sure, they'll shake their fists at the oil companies if asked. But gasoline consumption is actually higher today (by 1%) than it was last year even though pump prices increased by 15% over the same period.


It seems that sellers can increase prices without harming sales a whit. A new study by energy economists at the University of California at Berkeley finds that from 2001 to 2006, a 10% increase in fuel prices typically reduced consumption by only between 0.3% and 0.8%.
Fast forward to 2007 ...
Oil giant BP announced Thursday it will back off plans to put more pollution into Lake Michigan, something the company has argued it needed as part of a $3.8 billion expansion to bump up production at its oil refinery in Indiana.

Company officials say public criticism has been so overwhelming they will not take advantage of a permit that would have allowed them to increase the amount of ammonia and "suspended solids" dumped daily into the lake. Illinois politicians were among the first to pounce after the State of Indiana gave the plan the green light in June, and the furor quickly spread to Congress. In July, the House passed a toothless resolution that called for "an end to dumping in the Great Lakes."
Nice try BP. I know the real reason for the change of direction. BP knows that increasing motor fuel supply in the Midwest will lower prices, meaning little or no additional profit from their investment in this refinery expansion. Possibly even resulting in a decrease in profit.

Blowhard politicians and ignorant citizens fell for the tales of environmental disaster due to this de minimis increase in refinery discharges. BP gains in public opinion for stopping the refinery expansion and can also count on increasing profits. What a no-brainer.
  • Winners: BP, politicians, environmental activists
  • Losers: Consumers
  • Bystanders: Lake Michigan - no change to the lake, either way
I'll take it a step further, it isn't environmentalists and politicians that have prevented expansion of oil refining capacity in the U.S. since the 1970's. It is oil companies that have made this decision based on sound economic reasoning. With this supply-demand curve, increasing capacity means decreasing profit.

Gas prices

Owen linked to this report from Cato regarding today's gas prices. One of the conclusions of the report is that gas is expensive because of driving decisions made by motorists.
“Though politicians often condition us to think that all price increases are the products of corporate conspiracy, there’s no evidence of corporate price-fixing or collusion over the past 40 years. When pump prices go up, people adjust by spending less on other aspects of driving, like new car purchases, automotive maintenance, new paint jobs and stereos. Over time, they’ll buy more fuel-efficient cars to reduce the amount of gasoline they need to buy. In short, consumers—not oil companies—exercise control over how much they spend to get from here to there.”
It has long been my opinion that today's popular vehicle choices -- such as SUV's & pick-ups, 6-cylinders at a minimum, Hemi's, and ever increasing horsepower -- come with a price. All of these vehicles increase the demand for gasoline, which raises the price at the pump.

I have made the choice to include only one six-cylinder vehicle in my fleet in order to reduce the fuel that I consume (it is still possible to buy a 4-cylinder car if you try).
Others have made a different choice in vehicles. I drive more miles than the average American, which is my contribution to higher gas prices. No matter anyone's individual driving choices, we all are paying that higher price for fuel at the pump.

Following Katrina, I had my first
domestic experience with gasoline at over $3 a gallon. I eagerly filled up and paid that price. I was 300 miles from home and the ready availability of $3+ gasoline was certainly a better option than state-controlled $1.50 gasoline that would be unobtainable.

Markets work, if you let them.

Vote early. Vote often.



The Maytag Repairman, o
ne of my virtual friends, is a candidate for the Advertising Hall of Fame. The actor, Clay Jackson, writes:
If you have two minutes in the next couple of weeks (you have until September 24th) can you log onto the below website and vote for the Maytag Repairman?

He has been nominated to be in the Advertising Hall of Fame and
we are trying to make sure he gets there!!!!

All you have to do is go to


http://advertising.yahoo.com/advertisingweek_07/

Click on the MAYTAG REPAIRMAN link and cast your vote!

It is one vote per computer so if you have a work and home computer vote twice!!!!

Thanks in advance for your vote!!! Please tell all of your friends to help out.


I really appreciate it!

Clay
And I would appreciate your support of Clay.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Who has been reading this blog?

I never know who I'll find when I check my Stat Counter Recent Visitor Map. Last week I saw a visitor from Journal Communications just before Charlie linked to this post. Thanks Charlie. Everyone else, buy the book.

I post a nasty Larry Craig screed last night and look who shows up this afternoon.

PREV - NEXT | Visitor 1 of 2

IP Address
: magnify visitor
Host: Unknown
ISP: U.s. Senate Sergeant At Arms
Entry Page Time: 29th August 2007 15:12:18
Visit Length: 0 seconds
Browser: MSIE 7.0
OS: Windows XP
Resolution: 1280x1024
Location: District Of Columbia, Washington, United States United States
Returning Visits: 0
Entry Page: Headless Blogger
Exit Page: Headless Blogger
Referring URL: www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%2Blarry craig %2Bjokes&btnG=Search

I'm on Google's first page of Larry Craig joke hits. Maybe I should add a joke to that post.

Update:

I got another one today.
IP Address:
Host: sas-cmasten9.ad.ucop.edu
ISP: University Of California Office Of The President
Entry Page Time: 30th August 2007 17:53:54
Visit Length: 0 seconds
Browser: MSIE 7.0
OS: Windows XP
Resolution: unknown
Location: California, Oakland, United States United States
Returning Visits: 0
Entry Page: Headless Blogger
Exit Page: Headless Blogger
Referring URL: www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&newwindow=1&safe=off&rls=com.microsoft%3A*%3AIE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7RNWE&q=larry craig jokes

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Cruise food

I promised some of the people on my cruise that I'd post all of my food photos on this blog. Blogger doesn't give me that much storage, so I put them on my Webshots account. Here are some favorites.

Carpaccio of beef tenderloin.



Proscuito & brie panini.



My wife's favorite meal, baked sole.



Osso Buco.




Good looking dessert.



What ever happened to living in your own private Idaho?

"I am not gay."

Come on Larry, that ain't how it works. Let's go to an apt analogy.

If you drop a turd in a glass of water, you don't have a glass of water. You don't
even have a glass of partially treated sewage. What you have is a glass of crap.

Similarly, if you voluntarily engage in certain sexual activities with members of your same gender, you are not straight. You are not even fulfilling a fantasy. You are a gay-American.

Beyond that, Larry Craig is a sleaze.

A few points.

Uno. Mark Stein posted this in the Corner today

A reader writes:

All of the easy Larry Craig jokes aside ...

So Larry Craig was looking through the cracks in the stalls, moving his hands oddly and tapping his foot in the airport bathroom and was arrested because such behavior fits the profile of someone looking to engage in bathroom sex. OK.

But isn't there actually a serious policy question here about why we're willing to let law enforcement use profiling to apprehend and prevent creeps from getting it on in the airport bathroom but not willing to let law enforcement use profiling to apprehend and prevent terrorists from getting on an airplane?

I take your point. If Senator Craig had gone into the stall, rolled out his prayer mat, yelled "Allahu Akbar!" and been observed attempting to weaponize the ballcock, the undercover cop would have shrugged, "Do I really want to get stuck with another four-week stint in Sensitivity Training hell?" and gone about his business.

Nonetheless, while I'm all for making lemonade out of lemons, I'm not sure it will help for the GOP to start going around saying, "See? This proves that profiling works." Best to stick to the easy jokes. We now return you to the Singing Senators and "Goodnight, Ladies".

This is particularly relevant considering that the two activities occurring at the same MSP airport. Terrorist-emulating imams are good. Homosexuals, not so good.

Dos. The Captain points out that nothing that Craig did was in and of itself a crime or lewd behavior. His commentary misses by comparing Craig's actions to prostitution, which is a specific crime different from peeping and disorderly conduct.

However, having sex in a public location is a crime and should be punished in order to deter it. I am aware that there are private parts of the White House, but I believe that the Oval Office is within the public portion of the building. Oh yeah, we learned 10 years ago that we should not be concerned with sexual behavior between consenting adults ...



Tres.
By the time he reaches high school, every American male knows the rules for behavior in the men's room.
  • No eye contact.
  • No conversations.
  • Do not occupy a stall or urinal next to one that is occupied, except as a last resort.
Follow these rules and you will stay out of Larry Craig's kind of trouble almost 100% of the time.

The description of the undercover police officer's behavior breaks those rules. He says he saw Senator Craig looking at him. The only reason to make eye contact in the men's room is if you are looking for a boyfriend. If sleazebag Craig looked through the door crack at me, I would not longingly return his gaze. I would clearly respond with hand gestures and a vocal outburst that would send him scampering down the terminal.

What the undercover officer did violated the norms of heterosexual bathroom behavior. This was done in order to send the message to Craig that he was willing to engage in homosexual sex with him.
That is entrapment.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Balanced article in MJS - Oh my!

Dan Egan's analysis in todays Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel parallels the point I tried to make in this post regarding increased effluents discharged from the BP refinery in Indiana.

Company officials say public criticism has been so overwhelming they will not take advantage of a permit that would have allowed them to increase the amount of ammonia and "suspended solids" dumped daily into the lake. Illinois politicians were among the first to pounce after the State of Indiana gave the plan the green light in June, and the furor quickly spread to Congress. In July, the House passed a toothless resolution that called for "an end to dumping in the Great Lakes."

"This Congress will not simply stand by while our Great Lakes are treated like a dumping zone," proclaimed resolution co-sponsor Rahm Emanuel (D-Ill.).

It was good political theater, but the reality is the outrage never matched the threat; the amount of pollution BP planned to add to the lake wasn't even a dribble compared with the toxic insults the lake has suffered historically and continues to suffer today.

"I haven't seen anything yet where anybody has demonstrated or shown on paper - when you look at the entire lake, or even locally - that there is going to be a problem as a result of this discharge," Bruce Baker, deputy water administrator for the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources, said two days before BP backed off.


An excellent piece. Read it all.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Wild bear video

The guide for the eagle raft float on the Tsirku River in Alaska urged our group of adventurers to avoid eating farm raised salmon. I have only eaten wild salmon for the last several years because wild salmon is far superior in flavor and texture compared to farm raised salmon.

Our guide stressed the health reasons for favoring wild salmon. Farm raised salmon can contain toxins and carcinogens. It also contains more fat & calories and less Omega-3 fats than the wild salmon varieties. The Pure Salmon Campaign provides additional information on the relative benefits of wild salmon.


And now my shameless wild animal connection and opportunity to show my home movie ...

This black bear endorses wild salmon.

Monday, August 20, 2007

The new 'hyphen' group

Uninsured-Americans.

Who are they? According to this story in the weekly MKE entertainment publication they include:
  • An art gallery "Executive Director"/freelance artist
  • A freelance makeup artist
  • A bartender
These people are the reason for Wisconsin's proposed $15+ billion Democratic-Socialist healthcare program. These people need health insurance and they say that they cannot afford it. And we are supposed to kill even more of the state's economy because they can't.

What have they got in common?
  1. They are young. And unlike this old, cancerous, cholesterol laden blogger, they can readily purchase health insurance. And they can buy it cheap. Did it really say $150 per month?
  2. They have the ability to under report their income. Freelance anything or bartender means a large part of their income is on a cash basis and possibly tips. And I'm sure every penny going in and out of that art gallery gets reported.
  3. They don't have real jobs. They are living their dreams and expect everyone else to pay for it.

My point about under reporting income is that the WI-Commie health plan is paid with a payroll tax. This 15% will only be paid on income that is reported, and this 15% confiscation is an even greater incentive not to report those tips. Most of the rest of us do not have that option.

For these three, the 7.5% employee share of the $30,000 or so that they report amounts to about $2250. But for a family with two $75,000 salaries and $7,500 in health insurance costs, Wisconsin will now be withholding $11,250.

So the result is that my theoretical family will pay over $3,500 more each year so that Mikey and Brittany can be artistic. But these kids will be hit too, paying $450 more than if they bought the private health insurance that is available to them now.

This MKE article shows the lie of the Michael Moore propaganda. Health insurance is available to these uninsured-Americans. They just choose not to pay for it. And the private policies they can buy now are less costly than what they will be charged if the Senate Democrats and Jim Doyle get their way.

It is time for these children to grow up and get real jobs. Or at least be responsible and pay for their own insurance.

Update: Jack Lohman points out in comments that the employee portion of the proposed health insurance tax will be 4% on payroll Therefore the tax comparisons I posted above are all crap. He references HealthyWisconsin.net as his source.

However, I did use a high value for the present policy cost for my theoretical family. Their break-even cost would be a present payment of $500 per month for insurance. (For my personal situation, the proposed plan would represent a large reduction in my health insurance costs over my current policy, with lower out-of-pocket expenses.) I’ll make no comparison of the quality of medical care offered in the two scenarios.

I stand by my conclusion that the majority of uninsured-Americans are uninsured by the personal choices they make in employment and lifestyle.

Outrageous!

I heard this on WIND-AM this morning, and had to look it up.

TRIBUNE EXCLUSIVE

BP dumps mercury in lake

Refinery has been exempt -- and new permit gives it 5 more years

Although the federal government ordered states more than a decade ago to dramatically limit mercury discharges into the Great Lakes, the BP refinery in northwest Indiana will be allowed to continue pouring small amounts of the toxic metal into Lake Michigan for at least another five years.

A little-noticed exemption in BP's controversial new state water permit gives the oil company until 2012 to meet strict federal limits on mercury discharges. In documents, Indiana regulators predict the refinery won't be able to comply and will ask to continue polluting after that date.


Money graph ...

Federal records analyzed by the Tribune show BP puts 2 pounds of mercury into the lake every year from its sprawling plant 3 miles southeast of Chicago in Whiting, Ind. That amount is small compared with the mercury that falls into the water from air pollution, but mercury builds up in the environment and is so toxic that even tiny drops can threaten fish and people.


Crap ain't mercury and mercury ain't crap, but come-on:

A mix of sewage and storm water from combined sewers in central Milwaukee and Shorewood began flowing into Milwaukee's rivers and Lake Michigan around 5:15 a.m. today, Milwaukee Metropolitan Sewerage District officials said.

[ ... ]

Sanitary sewers must be allowed to drain to the tunnels to prevent municipal sewers from backing up into basements of residences and businesses.

I love this line:

"We do everything possible to protect people's basements," Shafer said.

Even at the expense of clean water in Lake Michigan? I think not. Paraphrasing, that amount is massive compared with the feces released by fish, lake birds, boaters, and businesses, but fecal matter builds up in the environment and is so toxic that even huge discharges can threaten fish and people.

"We do everything possible to protect a reliable source of motor fuels," Headless said.

I guess it all comes down to priorities.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Whale gone wild

After much frustration, I finally figured out how to upload video to YouTube. This is the tail-end (pun intended) of a performance by a humpback whale that I camcorded from the superior verandah of my suite on the ms Zuiderdam. I don't know why the whale is doing this, a bad case of gas may be a possibility.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

The rules don't apply

The Captain comments on this report of CBS skirting child labor laws for their Kid Nation "reality" series.

New Mexico's child protection services are not amused. They have indicated that had they known CBS had set up a residential facility for the children, they would have taken steps to ensure that CBS followed the law. In fact, the network never bothered to contact the Children, Youth and Families Department. The state sent a labor inspector to the set, but the producers didn't allow an inspection to occur, according to New Mexico.

This takes child exploitation back to 1930s Hollywood. Regardless of whether CBS thinks this was some grand sociological experiment, the bottom line is that they had these kids working in harsh and apparently somewhat unsafe conditions for fifteen or more hours a day. They provided little adult supervision -- in fact, that was the point of the production -- and no educational support, even though this took place during a school year.

This is not an isolated occurrence for the entertainment industry. Ignoring laws and regulations that other industries must follow seems to be their norm. I don't know if this is by statute, oversight or bribe, but OSHA and other safety regulations do not apply when entertainment is involved.

The Beyonce video is one example. Improper footwear and a stairway lacking handrails would result in citation and fines from OSHA for my business. But not here, this is entertainment. The ESPN skateboarder dropping 40 feet off the ramp also comes to mind - no tie-offs or fall protection was evident. I don't even know where to begin with professional wrestling.

It is easy to favor intrusive government regulation when the rules don't apply to you. Big Entertainment must be held to the same standards as everyone else.


Thursday, August 16, 2007

Borat & Homer

I had heard talk of this news, but thought it was a joke. I read something today at NEI Nuclear Notes that made me look it up.
TOKYO (AFP) - Kazakhstan is to pay 486.3 million dollars to buy a stake in US nuclear reactor firm Westinghouse from its majority owner Toshiba, news reports said Saturday.

The Japanese giant will sign an agreement this month to sell a 10-percent stake in Westinghouse to state-run uranium firm Kazatomprom for slightly more than 60 billion yen, the Nikkei newspaper said.

By forging ties with uranium-rich Kazakhstan Toshiba, which holds a 77-percent stake in Westinghouse, aims to secure stable supplies of the resource used by power plants, Jiji Press said.

Toshiba expects to win more orders to build power facilities from power companies in the United States and elsewhere by having Kazatomprom in its alliance and securing a long-term supply of uranium, the Nikkei added.

The tie-up will also help Kazatomprom expand its sales channels worldwide and accelerate mining projects, the Nikkei said.

Borat will be joining Homer Simpson as another example of nuclear excellence.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Geraldo is right. O'Reilly is wrong.

The point to be made in the case of the execution killer is that the judicial system is broken in New Jersey. Child rapists should be held without bail, period. No questions asked. The fact that this guy is an illegal alien is secondary.
A Peruvian national in the U.S. illegally and who was previously charged with raping a 5-year-old girl pleaded not guilty Friday in the execution-style slayings of three young college students, a day after he surrendered to the Newark mayor.

Jose Carranza, 28, aka Jose La Chira, entered his plea before Essex County Superior Court Judge Michael Casale. A second suspect, a 15-year-old boy, has been held pending a detention hearing, and authorities said more arrests were "imminent."
But it also seems that the entire legal process is set up to provide more leniency to non-citizens illegally in the U.S. than it does to U.S. citizens.



Friday, August 10, 2007

Trout habitat bleg

I read this article in Smithsonian magazine about reintroduction of trout to long dead streams in the Western U.S. and wondered if trout could live in the creek running through my property.

Pertinent Information:
The creek is spring fed with at least one mile protected as a nature area in a municipal park and a deeded conservancy area through my land. However, the creek also runs between several quarries and farm fields, and receives upstream discharge from a sewerage processing plant.

The stream bed is predominantly rock & stone due to the minimal top soil covering the Lannon stone base in this area.



Following several days of heavy rain in early August, the water temperature is 73 degrees (F) with local air temperature of 82 (although it is 89 in the sun nearby). I postulate that the water temperature is close to the annual peak.



The water is fairly clear, looking like this as compared to tap water.



Are there any trout experts reading this blog that can tell me if this creek viable as a trout stream?

Thank you for any help.

Learning lessons

The Captain points out a Cleveland Plain Dealer report this morning that the 35W bridge collapse was similar to a bridge failure in Ohio 11 years ago.
Eleven years earlier, the eastbound I-90 bridge over the Grand River in Lake County failed. The reason: the same steel plates, called gussets. They had corroded, then buckled after crews blasted them during painting preparations. ...

The spans are Warren truss bridges, made of diagonal compression members joined by gussets. Both bridges are nonredundant, meaning that if one part fractures, the whole structure can fall down. At the time of the failures, both bridges had work crews and equipment weighing them down.
With awareness of this previous failure, the Minnesota DOT should have factored this "Operating Experience" into their planning for repair of the 35W span. I suspect that the information was not readily available or shared between various state structural design organizations. However, if this Ohio information was available to the Minnesota engineers and ignored, it would be criminally negligent.

Operating Experience or OE is a nuclear industry term for bad sh!+ that happens at nuclear plants that should be considered by operators of other nuclear units. OE has been shared for decades through the regulator as well as voluntarily through industry group such as INPO.

The structural engineers at various DOT's should learn some lessons about lesson learning from the nuclear industry.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Alaskan wildlife

Harbor seal (Phoca vitulina richardii) spotted near the ms Zuiderdam.



Humpback whale
(Megaptera novaeangliae). It is hard to photograph the slapping tail, although I got decent video of it.



Black wolf
, at least that is what the raft guide called it. I think this is actually a dark version of Canis lupus, the gray wolf.



Bald eagle (Haliaeetus leucocephalus), we saw 22 different bald eagles on our trip down the Tsirku River. The river is opaque with glacial silt released from the Tsirku Glacier near Haines.



River raft guide (Ursus ceepeeus), proprietor of CP's Facial Glacial (featuring glacial silt) and an all around interesting fellow.



Killer whale (
Orcinus orca) dorsal fin photographed near Vancouver Island.



Black bear (Ursus americanus) fishing for spawning pink salmon.

"This sal fellow is a douche."

So says Nicki.

I was checking out my blog-hit map and following some of the referring links when I came upon this one. Cool, I thought. They are quoting me in disparaging terms and linking to my blog. I have made the big time.

The bfdblog.com posting was in response to Sal DeTraglia's trip report from WDW (Sal's original blog post which included my witty comment is mysteriously missing). As I scrolled through the comments that "sal fellow" line jumped out at me. I am so jealous.

In the long comments thread there are many that assume that Sal is a jerk Spaniard, not knowing that he is really a jerk ex-pat Flatlander. Interesting stuff going on in there. I hope it isn't too late to join the fun.

Note to Sal - I was going to email this link to you, but I do not have your contact information. Please email me at cminion at earthlink dot net. I may have a not-so-virtual Tapas Bar opportunity coming up in Santander. Cheers.

Sunday, August 05, 2007

The best shore excursion, ever.

Update: Thanks to Wendy from Taquan Air for pointing out that I had the incorrect shore excursion listed. It has been corrected.

Taquan Air describes it thusly:
Alaska Bear Adventure

Experience the thrill of taking off from the Ketchikan waterfront by floatplane with a veteran Alaska bush pilot, on this unique wildlife expedition only available to a small number of visitors. Your pilot will guide you to a remote site in the Tongass National Forest noted for its salmon rich streams and abundant wildlife. A 20-minute flight takes you by historic homesteads and over the sparkling waters of Alaska's fabled Inside Passage. View an unfolding landscape of forested mountains and pristine lakes on your way to our choice remote viewing location.

Few forest locations in North America offer the wildlife viewing opportunities found here! Upon landing you will be met by an Alaskan naturalist, and driven approximately one mile by van, along a forest road, to a trailhead. A pleasant and short hike along an improved trail leads to a viewing platform overlooking a beautiful salmon spawning stream. Along the way, your guide will identify the variety of vegetation that flourishes in this rich rain-forest environment.

From the viewing platform, you will look down on stunning rapids as the fast flowing creek cascades towards the sea and the large numbers of salmon in the stream congregate to complete their spawning journey. This is where black bear gather to feed on runs of pink, Coho, and Chum salmon, as they head upstream to spawn. Bald eagles perch in the surrounding trees waiting for fish scraps left by the bears. In addition, a variety of birds, Sitka black-tailed deer, mink and marten frequent the area.
I found the flights onboard the DeHavilland Beaver to be a thrill of their own. We came in low over the trees and had bears sighted by the pilot.



Upon landing on Prince of Wales Island, we were transported to a stream that was full of pink salmon struggling upstream to spawn. At these small rapids the fish filled the small area of calm water.



The pinks (Oncorhynchus gorbuscha, also known as the "humpback" or "humpy" salmon) would then try to jump through and over the rapids.



Eventually Usrus americanus emerged to feed, approximately 100 feet from our wooden platform on the opposite bank.



This black bear took three attempts to snag a salmon in his jaws and then climbed back into the brush to feed.




The return flight to Ketchikam offered more beautiful views. Even these photos through the windshield turned out great.



The weather was outstanding for our trip. We were told several times how lucky we were with the weather we had all week.



Many thanks to our island guide, Jim Diamond, and our bush pilots from Taquan Air for this great experience.




Crappy Airports - YVR

So I'm struggling through the Vancouver Airport yesterday, 30 minutes waiting for my luggage to arrive from the ship, another 30 minutes waiting for USAirways to open their check-in gate, 20 minutes in the queue to reach and clear Customs & Immigration and then total confusion. Then they have 20 to 30 C&I gates immediately funnel down to 2 stations for depositing checked bags, only one of which is working.

I finally get past the bag drop and some joker comes barging through the line, "I don't have any
bags to check, let me through. They said I could go ahead if I don't check my bags."

This seemed to be working very well for him until he got to me. I bluntly told him (my wife said I yelled) that we all only had carry-ons at this point and that he should get his butt in line. He fell into line behind me and told me to calm down.

"Calm down" to me is like "Chicken" to one of the male members of the McFly family. I was an hour and a half into this mess, this jerk decides that lines don't apply to him, and I should calm down. I loudly, but calmly, said to my wife that I'm not the one that smells like the inside of a Tanqueray bottle at 11:00 a.m. and don't need to calm down.



My wife got pissy with me the rest of the way through that line. Only when we make it through security did she tell that the guy I yelled at was TV actor Miguel Ferrer. I thought he looked vaguely familiar, but it didn't click for me. Today I learned that he is regularly traveling to Vancouver to film a TV series, so I call bullshit on his excuse for barging through the lines. He knew how the line worked better than any of us tourists.

Warning to terrorists: Don't even think of jumping the queue if I am ahead of you.


Thursday, July 26, 2007

First stop in Vancouver

La Casa Gelato, some of today's 218 flavors - click to enlarge.



Roche and Chocolate Fudge Gelato.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

I am here.



Slow or no blogging for the next week.

I cruise one day ahead of Jonah and the NRO bunch. No bending elbows with John Bolton and Dick Morris for me.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Troofers for $100, Alex.

Answer: Keven Barrett.

Question: What was my response to the UW-Madison student soliciting contributions for the School of Engineering?

From his reaction, I don't think that I was first one to mention Barrett to the student.

Message to UW, don't piss on my leg then come begging for money. I used to be proud to contribute to my alma mater.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Music news



My friend Tom is joining another band. In addition to his solo and bar band performances, he is
debuting as the new keyboardist, harmonica player, and backing vocalist for IX Lives. As best as I can tell, IX Lives plays stadium rock from the 1970's and 80's. Tom says
We play higher energy Rock music, with soaring vocals, from bands like Boston, Yes, Journey, Styx, REO, Kansas, Led Zeppelin, Rush, Pink Floyd, Deep Purple, Queen, Jet, Head East, and other artists, music that many other bands don’t cover, and there are some original rock tunes as well. If I work out in this band, it will be one of my musical dreams fulfilled.
IX Lives has played at the Taste of Chicago and Milwaukee's Summerfest. Tom's debut with IX Lives will be at Chicago's Navy Pier and he is feeling the pressure. I know he will do great.

Green



About one month until harvest.

I've got a pitchfork



Bring tar and
feathers.

We'll meet in Madison.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Center for Instrumented Critical Infrastructure

I am the Center for Instrumented Critical Infrastructure. Congressman Murtha, send that $1 million to me.

Thank you very much.

Hey Drudge, where did that come from?

The Drudge headline says:

'REACTOR ISN'T IN GOOD SHAPE': Company Says Radioactive Leak Was Bigger...

But there is nothing in the linked article saying anything at all about the reactor. There were some drums containing low-level solid radwaste that were knocked over, an electrical transformer fire, and a discharge of a small amount of contaminated water from a discharge system; but nothing about damage to the reactor. Another linked article states:
Tokyo Electric said the damage from the earthquake did not threaten the safety of the reactors at the Kashiwazaki plant

Help me out Matt.

NEI Nuclear Notes provides a good, non-alarmist description of the damage to the Japanese nuclear plants from the earthquake.

Monday, July 16, 2007

First Que Contest - First Win

Thanks to my wife's Michigan Berry Tiramisu.



My barbecue didn't do as well, but we
had fun and we learned a lot this weekend.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

XM Programming

XM replied to my billing inquiry regarding their Live Earth broadcast. No surprises.

Thank you for contacting XM Satellite Radio.

We sincerely apologize for the delay in responding to your email. We are sorry to hear that you are unsatisfied with the programming that was aired on 07/07/2007. We regret to inform you that we are unable to provide you with a service credit for 07/07/2007, as you were able to receive our service. However, we have forwarded your email to our Programming Department for review.

In the future, please feel free to contact our Programming Department directly at programming@xmradio.com regardingthe programming on XM.If we can be of further assistance, please feel free to send us an additional emailor you may contact at Listener Care Representative directly at 1-800-XMRADIO (800-967-2346).For commercial accounts please contact 1-888-689-2300. As always, visit our website at www.xmradio.com for all the latest news at XM SatelliteRadio.

Monday, July 09, 2007

XM Radio Live Earth programming

I fired this off to XM Radio this morning.
The XM programming that I contracted and paid for was
unavailable on July 7, 2007. I did not pay to be lectured by failed
politicians and listen to bad music performed by unknown
musicians.

Please extend my XM subscription for one day at no
additional charge to make up for this lost day of programming.


I am anxiously awaiting XM's response.

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Periodic random food image



Oven pancake with fresh raspberries.

Friday, July 06, 2007

Update: FEMA + DNR = Trouble

Instead of my constant whining and moaning, I'll give credit today to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security's Federal Emergency Management Agency for doing something right. The proposed revision to the Flood Insurance Rate Map for my property arrived and shows improvement over the previous version from 1986. The flood plain on this FIRM closely resembles that drawn by my surveyor in 1992.

The good news bottom line - the 100 Year Flood Limit near my home is at elevation 851'. The lowest elevation of my home (before backfill) was 852.3'.

I am clearly sitting high and dry.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

My kid ain't as screwed up as your kid

Hey Al, here's my bit of amateur psycho-analysis. Albert III is so humiliated to have a lying moron for a father that he has turned to drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, and drugs.
Former Vice President Al Gore's son is getting treatment after his arrest on suspicion of drug possession, according to a Gore spokesman.

Al Gore III, 24, was arrested early Wednesday in Los Angeles after being stopped for speeding, according to a sheriff's department spokesman.

Police found four types of prescription drugs in the car, but Gore did not have a prescription for any of them, according to Orange County Sheriff's Department spokesman Jim Amormino. He also said a small amount of marijuana was found in the car.

Yuck yuck yuck. The loser doesn't fall far from the tree.

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Field Study: Is that anything like Summer vacation?



Harry. Nancy. It is time to choose sides.

Either you are with us or you are with them.

My proposal for Wisconsin Universal Healthcare

Jessica McBride suggested that Wisconsin Republicans should propose a health care solution to counter the Democrats $15 Billion Plan.
Republicans are letting Democrats "own" the issue, even if the Democrats favor a socialism plan that would result in $15 billion in payroll taxes. What's the Republicans' own plan? They shouldn't let the Republicans look like they're the only party trying to actively do something about health care.

Republicans shouldn't be a one-trick pony. Being strong on taxes is very important. But what are the Republicans' ideas for other important issues like this one, other than holding the line on taxes?
My solution is impossible and unrealistic to implement, but it makes a great starting position for any negotiations.

The Headless Healthcare Plan for Wisconsin

  • Every penny of state and local tax money now being paid for healthcare benefits shall be confiscated and congregated into the Wisconsin Universal Healthcare Fund. That means any and all payments of public money for health insurance for state employees, city and county employees, and especially school teachers. Toss in anything that now goes to Badger Care or Medicaid, too.
  • Issue a request for proposals to provide a base level of health insurance for each and every one of Wisconsin's 5.5 millions residents. Heck, throw in the illegals too - I am generous and it would be cost effective in the long run.
  • Negotiate the best universal health insurance plan possible using the Wisconsin Universal Healthcare Fund to pay for it.
  • If you want additional health insurance, you are on your own. Employers may provide supplemental insurance coverage or individuals can supplement the base coverage by purchasing individual policies.
My proposal is on the table. Does anyone have anything better?