Scene: A bunch of business people are at lunch, and one of them starts choking on some food.
And all the rest of the businesspeople see him, and one says, "Is the economy tanking?" One other says, "I definitely say the economy is tanking." The first says, "I know exactly what to do."
Cut to Obama, “The times are too serious to put our campaign on hold or ignore the full range of issues the next president will face.”
And as the man is still choking, Obama says “You’re meeting at a time of great turmoil for the American economy. We are now confronted with a financial crisis as serious as any that we’ve faced since the Great Depression. Action must be taken to restore confidence in our economy. A failure to act would have grave consequences for jobs, for savings and for the American people."
And then John McCain, over at some other table sees the choking man and just walks right over and gives him the Heimlich maneuver and saves him. The first guy says, "Just like Obama told you."
ANNOUNCER: Less talk. Make it happen. The McCain-Palin Administration.
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