BBQ Name Generator Originally Planet Proctor's Blues Name Generator | ||
Letter | Your First BBQ Name | Your Middle BBQ Name |
A | Blind | Bones |
B | Muddy | Money |
C | Crippled | Legs |
D | Smokey | Sal |
E | Texas | Eyes |
F | Woody | Lemon |
G | Ugly | Killer |
H | Brown | Hips |
I | Happy | Lips |
J | Boney | Fingers |
K | Curly | Boy |
L | Pretty | Liver |
M | Jailhouse | Gumbo |
N | Peg Leg | Foot |
O | Red | Mama |
P | Sleepy | Back |
Q | Bald | Duke |
R | Skinny | Dog |
S | Fat | Bad Boy |
T | Big | Baby |
U | Yella | Chicken |
V | Toothless | Pickles |
W | Smokin' | Sugar |
X | Fat Boy | Cracker |
Y | Hickory | Tooth |
Z | Steel-Eye | Smoke |
Rule | Use your first initial | Use your middle or last initial |
Example: SD becomes Fat Sal Wow. This thing really works. | ||
Boney Dog reporting.
3 comments:
So *that's* the explanation behind Boney Dog?
What a relief! I had assumed [ahem] something else.
Smoke on!
- Fat Sal -
What a minute! Consulting your chart, wouldn't your Q-handle be "Boney Back" instead of "Boney Dog?"
BTW...I believe that the KCBS rule require a point deduction for serving boney baby backs.
And finally...I suspect that Sam Donaldson and I will come to blows over the intellectual property rights to "Fat Sal."
Fat Sal - I used the middle name option. It's my chart and I make the rules.
Boney Dog
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