Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Let's make a deal

I'll trade you Jim Doyle for Mark Sanford any day. Hell, I'll even throw in Herb Kohl.

Frankly, I am more embarrassed to have those hacks as my elected officials than I could ever be with Sanford. Even if his rendezvous in Argentina involved a goat and a gay porn star.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Say cheese!

Today's Quiz:

Who is being being booked for first-degree intentional homicide and who is sitting next to Carla Sarkozy?



They must teach that look at Community Organizer school.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Today's mass transit moment



That okay, I'll drive instead.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

The pool of pus starts to ooze

By now I'm used to corruption and waste in any large American city, it is part of the political culture. I learned this week that Sacramento is no exception. I even learned to accept the scale of the corruption, a half million to a basketball hero in this case.

But as the details emerge it is clear that the Corruptocrat in Chief and the First Lady of Corruption intend to work on a much bigger scale. They have plans to rob the nation of hundreds of billions or even trillions of dollars for themselves and their political cronies.

Someone pop this zit, before it is too late.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

John Galt, M.D.

I found out today that a second one of the doctors I sometimes see is leaving my clinic.

It is probably just a coincidence that each physician is moving to a lower tax state.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Prosciutto di Baraboo



Following up on this post from last October, I have finally cut into the salted, air dried ham that was hanging over my sump pump for almost eight months.

When unwrapping and cutting into the meat I was pleased that there was no funky odor. Nothing, not even a meaty smell.



The ham shows the excellent marbling of this Berkshire pork. The meat is salty, but less so away from the outside surface. Excellent flavor and texture, maybe the best Prosciutto I've ever eaten.

A clue for Herb Kohl

Since Sen. Kohl can't buy a clue with all his millions, I'll tell him why cell phone companies have raised the price of text messaging. They have raised their prices because stupid people will pay them.

Based on Herbie's thinking, I expect to get front row seats for the Bucks next year for the $20 I'm willing to pay for them.

What a dumbass.

How to deal with Favre

After his interview with Jack Buck it is pretty clear that Brett Favre is now, mentally at least, a Viking.

As much as Favre likes to retire, the Packers should announce the retirement of Favre's number on the day of the Vikings game. And like Favre, the Packers can change their mind about it later.

This can become an annual event.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Markets in action - Oil/Corn/Ethanol



It has been over seven months since I last updated this chart. The price relationship between oil, corn, and ethanol remains rock solid.

Purely by chance, if you follow my critics.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Sotomayor cites poor wording

Judge Sonia Sotomayor, President Obama's pick for the Supreme Court, believes she used a poor choice of words when she indicated a Hispanic woman would make a better judge than a white man, the White House said Friday.

White House press secretary Robert Gibbs said that he believes after having conversations with "people who have talked to her," that Sotomayor would do a better job of articulating her belief that "your experiences impact your understanding."

"I think she'd say that her word choice was poor," Gibbs said.

In her 2001 remarks, which have led many on the right to call her a racist, Sotomayor said, "I would hope that a wise Latina woman, with the richness of her experiences, would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn't lived that life."
Given a chance to clarify those remarks, Sotomayor said "I did not mean to offend, but it is known that Hispanic females possess an intrinsic aptitude which explains why these women have excelled in the judiciary."

Larry Summers
could not be reached for comment.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Smoke Day, one day later

Smoke Day V was another great success. We fought off scattered morning showers and could not have asked for a more beautiful afternoon for the party.

Our neighbors did most of the party organizing, leaving my wife and I free to cook. I also had a couple of experienced barbecuing friends show up, and their help made my job much easier.

One of the first things served was my famous Redneck Sushi. It was fantastic and disappeared in an instant.



Here is my friend Brad preparing a batch of Big Bob Gibson chicken for our guests. That was only a small part of the over 170 pounds of meat and poultry that was cooked.



Mrs. Headless featured pies for our Smoke Day dessert. She offered over 30 different varieties. All homemade. All from scratch.



My smoker array. Four Weber Smokey Mountain cookers and two Weber kettles got the job done.



You are invited again next year. Just bring beer.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

A solution to the WI budget hole

Don Surber had a post on Monday about the disparity between state government workers' pay versus that of private sector workers.
The average state government worker makes $50,350. The average private sector worker makes $43,889. That is a 14% difference.

And don’t get me started on fringe benefits.

The Las Vegas Sun had a story on Sunday comparing what state workers in Nevada compared to what state employees make in other states.

That’s not the question.

How much do they make compared to the people in Nevada who don’t work for the state. That is the pool of workers from which the state of Nevada hires.

State workers there make $54,831 a year.

Private sector workers make $42,825 a year.

State workers in Nevada make 28% more in pay alone. Plus better benefits — more state holidays, more sick leave, earlier retirement, defined benefits retirement — than the people in the private sector.

That makes no sense. These are mainly clerical jobs.

But in state after state, that is the case. Taxpayers make less than their employees.

In California, state workers make $66,928 a year.

Everyone else averages $50,182 a year.

That’s a 33% difference.

Is it any wonder that California state government is running up a $42 billion deficit?

Wow, 33% more than private jobs!

I had to check where Wisconsin stacks up. Darned if we don't make California look like misers.

Our under-compensated state employees make $16,974 more than private sector. And because WI private employees make significantly less than those in California, our discrepancy is 45.4% more being paid to our public servants. Only Iowa is worse.

Doing some simple math, if Wisconsin state employees were only paid the national average of $6,461 more than private workers, our $6+ billion dollar deficit would quickly evaporate.

Here's the list.

Disparity in state versus private employee pay
U.S. average $6,461 14.7%
1 New York ($691) -1.2%
2 Missouri ($322) -0.8%
3 Georgia $700 1.7%
4 Texas $1,443 3.3%
5 Virginia $1,823 4.0%
6 Massachusetts $1,867 3.4%
7 Delaware $2,154 4.7%
8 Tennessee $2,918 7.6%
9 Maryland $3,352 7.0%
10 Wyoming $3,639 9.4%
11 Connecticut $4,108 7.2%
12 West Virginia $4,270 12.7%
13 Florida $4,457 11.3%
14 New Hampshire $4,585 10.6%
15 South Carolina $4,651 13.3%
16 North Carolina $5,269 13.7%
17 Arkansas $5,535 16.6%
18 Louisiana $5,543 14.7%
19 Washington $5,893 12.8%
20 Arizona $5,919 14.4%
21 Nebraska $6,083 17.2%
22 New Mexico $6,135 17.1%
23 Hawaii $6,357 15.7%
24 Kentucky $6,472 18.0%
25 Pennsylvania $6,511 15.4%
26 Mississippi $6,853 21.5%
27 Oklahoma $7,188 20.5%
28 Indiana $7,266 19.7%
29 North Dakota $7,387 22.6%
30 Kansas $7,490 20.4%
31 Alabama $7,822 21.3%
32 Oregon $9,015 23.3%
33 Illinois $9,522 20.3%
34 Alaska $9,526 21.5%
35 Utah $9,962 27.1%
36 New Jersey $10,316 19.5%
37 South Dakota $10,336 33.0%
38 Maine $10,473 30.2%
39 Colorado $10,812 24.1%
40 Nevada $12,006 28.0%
41 Michigan $12,276 28.7%
42 Montana $12,589 39.2%
43 Minnesota $13,153 30.3%
44 Ohio $13,297 33.9%
45 Vermont $13,321 37.0%
46 Idaho $13,593 40.9%
47 Rhode Island $15,469 37.7%
48 California $16,746 33.4%
49 Wisconsin $16,974 45.4%
50 Iowa $23,027 65.8%

Friday, May 15, 2009

The next smoking ban

I don't think it was a coincidence that this was published in the Journal-Sentinel on the day after the Wisconsin smoking ban was passed.

The science run: Gas vs. charcoal

Worrying about climate change while cooking those brats on your charcoal grill?

Scientists say if you are, you might think of switching to a propane grill.

That's because propane is more environmentally friendly than carbon (sic - Ms. Rust meant charcoal).

Eric Johnson, lead author of Elsevier's Environmental Impact Assessment Review, reported that the carbon footprint for charcoal grilling is almost three times as large as that for liquid petroleum gas grilling.

The differences come in large part by how the grills work. Propane grills are like conventional ovens - they have power ratings and can easily be switched on and off. Charcoal grills, however, can't be switched on and off easily, and fuel consumption is difficult to regulate.

Mr. Johnson is absolutely ignorant about how my charcoal grills and smokers work. I maintain pinpoint control of temperature and I can quickly snuff out the coals by controlling air flow. It will burn minimally longer than my gasser after I finish cooking.

Like Dad29 exposed with bisphenol-A, the MJS is latching onto more junk science as they start their next witch hunt. Yesterday tobacco is banned, tomorrow it will be charcoal.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Cut to the bone

This is being circulated around Wisconsin state government.



The photo characterizes their modified first response unit after budget cuts impacted station staffing and equipment.

I can see a similar proposal for the state budget cuts!
Oh my!

Our poor, poor pitiful government employees. Having to get by with only 37.2% more spending than they had in 2003.

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Belling knows brats

Boiling bratwurst is evil.

You don't do it for the same reason you do not boil ribs. It cooks the flavor out of them. I performed a scientific test to prove this hypothesis.

Stop it. And don't ever think of doing it again.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Our booming economy ...

Just not in Wisconsin.
The office of North Carolina Governor Bev Perdue (D) announced today that Toshiba Nuclear will open a project management and engineering center in Charlotte; adding 194 jobs to Mecklenburg County. The jobs will pay average salaries of $122,037 a year.
I would imagine that Wisconsin was near the top of their list, but just missed out. But I would be wrong.
The company is the primary contractor for the construction of two nuclear reactors planned in Texas. The company initially considered sites there and in Northern Virginia, where it is based, for the new operation before cutting the list to Charlotte and Atlanta.

"Charlotte is becoming the place to be in the U.S. for nuclear engineers," Fuyuki Saito, chief executive of Toshiba America Nuclear Energy said in a statement. "The quality of the work force, quality of life and strong support we have received from state and local officials make Charlotte a perfect fit for out new center."
Strong support from state and local officials, I wonder what that means?

H/T - NEI Nuclear Notes.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Almost heaven

The Calumet River Café.



Relax. Have some smoked shrimp and an Old Style. Life doesn't get much better than this.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

What could go wrong?



As seen on Instapundit:
California's biggest energy utility announced a deal Monday to purchase 200 megawatts of electricity from a startup company that plans to beam the power down to Earth from outer space, beginning in 2016.

...

Solaren would generate the power using solar panels in Earth orbit and convert it to radio-frequency transmissions that would be beamed down to a receiving station in Fresno, PG&E said. From there, the energy would be converted into electricity and fed into PG&E's power grid.

...

Solaren's chief executive officer, Gary Spirnak, said the project would be the first real-world application of space solar power, a technology that has been talked about for decades but never turned into reality.

"While a system of this scale and exact configuration has not been built, the underlying technology is very mature and is based on communications satellite technology," he said in a Q&A posted by PG&E. A study drawn up for the Pentagon came to a similar conclusion in 2007. However, that study also said the cost of satellite-beamed power would likely be significantly higher than market rates, at least at first.

Talk about your unintended consequences. This technology is being developed to reduce the use of carbon based electricity, but it will directly cause global warming. How can concentrating and converting solar energy, then sending it to the planet not cause warming?

Granted, the warming will be on a very small scale, but it will be warming nonetheless. And probably warm the earth more than the CO2 from producing the same electricity using coal.


Saturday, April 04, 2009

Smoke Day Entertainment

What's a barbecue party without an Elvis tribute artist?

Nothing. That's what.

So if you see someone at my place on May 23 wearing a white leather sequined jumpsuit and a big belt buckle, it won't be me.

This year we've added Brian from The Suspicious Minds to our entertainment line-up.

I may have to hire professional security for crowd control this year.




Be afraid. Very afraid.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Oh, the humanity ...



The peregrine falcons are back at Kewaunee and it is not pretty. There is carnage everywhere, bird parts and bodies scattered all over the plant site. I witnessed an especially disturbing occurrence today, a seagull in the parking lot being left to bleed out and die. It appears that the falcons may be hunting for sport.

Friday, March 27, 2009

I won.

Lab results.
LDH: Normal
AFP - TUMOR MARKER: Normal
HCG, SERUM: Normal
ABDOMEN/PELVIS FINDINGS:
Shotty aortocaval and mesenteric lymph nodes are stable. There is a stable, 1.4 x 1.8 cm soft tissue density contiguous with the distal abdominal aorta on the left. There are no enlarged mesenteric or retroperitoneal lymph nodes.
Layman's interpretation.



Words that I heard today:
The chances of recurrence more than five years after the diagnoses of testicular cancer are dramatically reduced.
"I won" sounds significantly less trite in this context.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Smoke Day V



Only two months away.

This year's theme: More, more, more.

Details later.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Riding the Presidential Short Bus


What a (social) retard. And now he's been challenged to a Bowling Throw-down by Michigan's Special Olympics Champ.
Kolan McConiughey, a Special Olympics bowler from Ann Arbor Michigan who has reportedly bowled three perfect 300 games, says he could take President Obama on the lanes. "He's cool, but he can't beat me."
I suggest a debate on the economy or national security instead. No TelePrompters allowed. My money will be on Kolan.

Don't blame me, I voted for Palin.

Retention bonus - mine, mine, mine

When the going gets tough, the readily employable get going.

The only way to keep us working at these shitty companies is a bonus payment contingent on working through a certain date. Otherwise, we move on to GREENER pastures and your AIG or troubled nuclear plant goes belly up.

Your choice - make it.

Don't like it. Tough. If you had any marketable jobs skills, you'd be sucking up these bonuses, too.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Tom Barrett gets his trolley, Milwaukee citizens get a new source of constant irritation

Hand Tommy some paper towel, he needs to clean up.

Modern streetcars resemble light rail vehicles, but are smaller and less expensive. Otherwise, they spur the same kind of debate as light rail: Supporters say a fixed rail system stimulates economic development and provides a transportation option that is attractive to both visitors and residents, while opponents say it's too costly and isn't as flexible as a bus line.

As envisioned by Barrett, the streetcars would run in a three-mile loop that links downtown destinations to the Amtrak-Greyhound station. It would connect not only with existing trains and buses but also tie in with proposals for commuter rail and high-speed trains.

That loop could be viewed as a starter system that could be expanded later, said Barrett and Ald. Bob Bauman, another supporter.

"Once you have something in the ground, the debate will change from 'This is the end of Western civilization as we know it' to 'How do we get this line extended to Miller Park,' " the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee and other destinations, Barrett said. That has been the pattern in other cities where light rail lines became popular despite the controversy that preceded them, he noted.

Unfortunately for Milwaukee citizens and visitors, the very thing that make the trolley the choice of Barrett and Baumann, were the things that doomed Milwaukee's early street car system. Steel rails will make the trolley a permanent fixture in Milwaukee, fulfilling their dreams of a metropolitan rail system. But those same rails will mean noise, uncomfortable rides, and delays for other vehicles on Milwaukee's street.

Claim as they will that their trolley is a "modern" form of transportation, their system will have all the features that led to the demise of Milwaukee's earlier streetcar system, 60 years ago.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

I can't get used to this lifestyle



He offered hope and change
now we got Marxist economics
you got it, you got it

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Solidarity U.S.A.


Russian Prime Minister Vladamir Putin has said the US should take a lesson from the pages of Russian history and not exercise “excessive intervention in economic activity and blind faith in the state’s omnipotence”. “In the 20th century, the Soviet Union made the state’s role absolute,” Putin said during a speech at the opening ceremony of the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. “In the long run, this made the Soviet economy totally uncompetitive. This lesson cost us dearly. I am sure nobody wants to see it repeated.”
It is not surprising that Putin would recognize the poison of Obama's system of liberal fascism before Americans would even realize that it exists.

I just had a similar experience with my colleague who grew up in communist Poland. My mere mention of the mortgage deadbeat giveaway started him on a rant and led to deep reflection of his parents' struggle under that evil system and his escape to become an American. Although he grew up relatively privileged as the son of the manager of a huge factory and an M.D., the move to the West became his destiny. Personal, financial and religious freedom have made him love his adopted country.

When my friend mentioned the Solidarity buttons worn is Poland, I saw the parallel to the emerging financial Tea Party ignited by Rick Santilli. Wikipedia describes the Polish Solidarity Movement as "a broad anti-communist social movement." I am eager to become part of that movement.


NB - Someone with more talent with graphics than me can make a killing selling Solidarity U.S.A. logo'd apparel.

Friday, February 20, 2009

We are Number One!

If you're not a Wisconsin native, you've probably never heard of it.

But the city of Pewaukee, Wis., a small Milwaukee suburb overlooking a picturesque sailing and fishing lake of the same name, has award-winning schools, low crime, natural beauty, and homes for every budget. It topped the list of BusinessWeek.com's 2009 rankings of the "Best Affordable Suburbs." Pewaukee was selected for Wisconsin in our state-by-state rankings, and scored No. 1 on our nationwide list.

The city of Pewaukee should not be confused with the village of Pewaukee, which the city surrounds. (Pewaukee village, which has a beach on the eastern tip of the lake and serves as the downtown for the area, fell just short of Pewaukee city in our scoring for Wisconsin.)

Business Week's 2009 top rated affordable suburb in the United States is Pewaukee, my hometown.

Your awe is understandable. But if we are so great, why do the geniuses in city hall want to make Pewaukee more like our inferior neighbors, such as Brookfield and New Berlin?

Thursday, February 19, 2009

The housing crisis in terms even a Harvard grad can understand



And in terms that Jeff Foxworthy might understand.
If you can't make the mortgage payment on your house, you just may be trailer park trash.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Exponential

As seen at NEI Nuclear Notes.



Obviously missing from the presentation is the rate of increase of debt under a Democratic administration.

Blackwater name change - 2 tips



First, I have learned from a very good source that in an attempt to soften their image, Blackwater Worldwide will become Pink Kitty Security.



Second, order your Blackwater logo gear now. It won't be available much longer.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Wiki response



Sadly, those dicks at 99.155.187.93 (AT&T Internet Services out of Richardson, TX) refuse to share any credit for the bacon weave wrapped fattie and have deleted the citation in Wikipedia of your humble blogger being first. It has since been changed back. This must be a friend of those maggot gaggers, Jason and Aaron.

Those pathetic little bastards. Payback is coming.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Hillary is Friday the 13th's big winner


No vote means no blame. When Obama's stimulus bill completely craters the economy, Hillary can rightly become her party's loyal opposition. She will become THE voice of moderation in the Democratic Party and one of the few politicians whose views will be heard.

She also has the advantage of being pushed aside by other Obama's foreign policy insiders, so she can be clean of his blunders overseas, as well.

Hillary 2012 will be awesome. For the first time, she will have an Obama record to criticize and his failures will be known and well documented.

Friday, February 13, 2009

A headline you'll never read in your daily paper

House passes Obama's economic stimulus bill over bipartisan opposition

Saturday, February 07, 2009

That's not funny. He is The One.

Obama jokes at Power & Control. They are pretty good. A sample.
Q. Why will Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.

Q. Why will Ho Chi Minh vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.
Headless Blogger says, "Check them out."

Headless gets Wiki-fied



All that smack is paying off as Headless Blogger rides the Bacon Explosion's fame to further exposure. There is already a Wikipedia entry for the Bacon Explosion and the Headless Blogger is rightfully credited with being the first to achieve weaved-bacon perfection. There is even an agate type link to this blog in the references.

It's like I always say - If you can't be the most popular, at least you can be the first and the best.

History and origin

Jason Day and Aaron Chronister posted the dish in December 2008 on their "BBQ Addicts" blog.[3] It quickly became an internet phenomenon, generating more than 500,000 hits and 16,000 links to the blog, and was even included on political blogs because "Republicans like meat."[4][1][2] There are fan clubs and follow-up videos of various attempts to create the dish.[2]

The inventors are experienced barbecue competition participants from Kansas City, and compete in cook-offs as the Burnt Finger BBQ team.[2] According to the Telegraph, "They came up with the delicacy after being challenged on Twitter to create the ultimate bacon recipe."[2] They christened their innovation the "Bacon Explosion: The BBQ Sausage Recipe of all Recipes."[2]

The Bacon Explosion is similar to a number of previously published recipes, and Day and Chronister do not claim to have invented the concept.[1] Earlier in December 2009 (sic), Headless Blogger posted a recipe for the "Ultimate Fattie, which is comprised of sausage, chili, pepperoni, and muenster cheese rolled into a bacon lattice.[5] This concoction was inspired by a bacon and cheese roll (again, lattice-based) posted by a user on the Foodroll blog.[5][6]

A salary cap I can endorse

From Mark Steyn.

Commissar Frank says we need to take the glorious people's revolution to the next stage:

Congress will consider legislation to extend some of the curbs on executive pay that now apply only to those banks receiving federal assistance, House Financial Services Committee Chairman Barney Frank said.

“There’s deeply rooted anger on the part of the average American,” the Massachusetts Democrat said at a Washington news conference today.

He said the compensation restrictions would apply to all financial institutions and might be extended to include all U.S. companies.

Let's take the next logical step. Cap total compensation for any individual working for a corporation, foundation, educational institution, and other entity receiving government payments. This will have the positive effect of reducing the amount of government spending needed to support these institutions. And it can take some of the incentive out of increased federal spending

But don't stop there. Since lobbyists are an integral part of the government process, restrict their pay, too. They act as agents in this governmental process, cap their reward.

Did I mention that secession is becoming inevitable?

The day the nation died

Bye bye America ...

During the same week that the fiftieth anniversary of the day the music died was commemorated, we may have witnessed the day America died.

My blog has been quiet lately. Between the inevitability of the porkulus bill, uncertainty over what it will mean, and a case of blogger's block, I haven't had much to say. But Friday's passing of the Senate's splendidly selfish spending bill is something this nation cannot afford and the consequences terrify me. At a time when our nation is increasingly restrained in what it can produce, we have mortgaged our future on a package of short term fixes and throwaway spending. When it is all spent, we will look back at a lot of nothing. Nothing but a pile of political paybacks to promote the next election. This cannot go on.

How many times can you bankrupt a country? With the nation's means of production crippled or banned by Washington, and incentives to take risks reduced, there is little chance of a full economic recovery. I am frozen with fear and uncertainty with my personal investments. I see no way up and little hope of keeping ahead of the certain inflation this wasteful spending will produce.

What is left to spend? How can Obama, Reid and Pelosi create their environmentally benign socialist utopia when we are already over leveraged? The spendathon for socialized healthcare, and eventual taxing of our exhalations could be more than any civilization can support. Secession may become inevitable. But that's another blog post.

Black Friday.

Monday, February 02, 2009

The nothing story of the decade

Michael Phelps demonstrating that he'll be qualified to be President in 24 years.



Thirty years of constant marijuana use will have you walking into windows and saying thing like ...
No, it — it — it's like — Inspector Gadget, you know? We — the — if you touch it, it might blow up.
We just inaugurated the Pothead-in-Chief, can we get over Phelps taking a bong hit?

Sunday, February 01, 2009

The Bacon Explosion is a 20 megaton culinary atrocity

I figure that if you can't beat them, at least try their recipe. So for Super Bowl Sunday I decided to try the Bacon Explosion recipe myself.

I meticulously followed the online instructions. However, I will not reveal the identity of the widely used competition rub and sauce that I used. I don't want a defamation suit from associating those fine products with the monstrosity that results from this recipe.

What? Someone dares to criticize the renowned Bacon Explosion? Yup, get over the hype and consider what's in it.

First the choice of ingredients: Italian sausage, smoked bacon, barbecue sauce & rub, enhanced with the flavor of hickory smoke. On what planet are those combined into a recipe? Nowhere in Italian cooking will you find American bacon and Italian sausage combined, or God forbid hickory smoke applied to the sausage. That is not by accident.

The barbecue sauce does work well with the smoky bacon, but it has a conflicting flavor profile with the Italian sausage. Maybe kielbasa or andouille would work, but Italian sausage in this combination is a gross culinary mistake. The salt in the barbecue rub that I applied also made the bacon overwhelmingly salty.

The next problem with the recipe is the concept of putting "crispy" bacon in the middle of sausage and covering it with barbecue sauce. Soaking "crispy" bacon in liquid and then stewing it in rendered pork fat for 2-1/2 hours results in mushy bacon. That is an abuse of bacon in my opinion.

But more significantly, the bacon in the weave does not completely cook. If you look closely at the picture on the left, all of the bacon beneath the outermost weave is uncooked. This layer of raw bacon is absolutely disgusting. That is an advantage of the Redneck Sushi technique of precooking the bacon weave - all of your bacon is cooked.

Overall the Bacon Explosion is a culinary atrocity. The flavor combination and bacon texture are awful. Aaron and Jason are master marketers and came up with a first class way to cash in on the current bacon craze. But their recipe sucks.

The Bacon Explosion is a Crime Against Humanity.
I hereby renounce any previous claims or innuendo that the BBQ Addicts copied my Redneck Sushi recipe in creating the Bacon Explosion. I would not want that stain on my culinary reputation. The blame belongs solely with Aaron and Jason.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Bacon - An alternative opinion

I think Mr. Coleman makes a good point.

I like bacon as much as the next guy. I get it: it's a bit ironic, it's fatty, it's comforting, it's delicious. But for the love of God, people, enough is [bad word] enough!

If I never see another bacon-laden appetizer, I wont be sad. If I never hear the word bacon in conjunction with dessert, I wont weep. I mean, c'mon, bacon jumped the shark when it was infused in bourbon. And I LIKE bourbon AND bacon... But can we please just stop now?

Enough already. Bacon has become this year's vanilla ...

Bacon ... this year's vanilla.

Hang on a moment while I step into the kitchen.


FATHER'S GOURMET VANILLA BOURBON BACON. Real Kentucky Bourbon and vanilla compliment the traditional hickory bacon with a remarkable smooth flavor.
Order your's here.

Throw the challenge flag

Time out Nancy, Harry, and Barack. Go to your rooms. Now think hard about paying for your past excesses. Don't come back out until you've come up with a plan for a solution. And don't even think about buying more goodies for your friends.
It is not just Prime Minister Limbaugh and other conservative commentators who are critical of the Democrats' pork filled "stimulus" bill. The Chinese are starting to balk at buying our debt, and now the international community has checked in from Davos (this from Charlie Sykes).

The rest of the world is starting to wonder. Interesting that the Times didn't run stories like this BEFORE the House vote.

DAVOS, Switzerland — Even as Congress looks for ways to expand President Obama’s $819 billion stimulus package, the rest of the world is wondering how Washington will pay for it all.

Few people attending the World Economic Forum question the need to kick-start America’s economy, the world’s largest, with a package that could reach $1 trillion over two years. But the long-term fallout from increased borrowing by the federal government, and its potential to drive up inflation and interest rates around the world, seems to getting more attention here than in Washington.

As someone who is more conservative with my finances that I am politically (yes, really), this troubles me. I intend to leave my children and grandchildren with some sort of nest egg, even if this means working until I die.

But our national leaders have no sense of fiscal discipline. Here we are in a time when federal and state budgets are grossly out of balance and we also owe massive debt. Yet, instead of reducing expenditures and raising revenues to pay off old bills, they have gone on a wild new spending spree.

The Republicans are not much better. Although past experience has shown that lower tax rates will increase taxes collected, I think everyone in government needs to step back, get it's own house in order and let the rest of the nation sort itself out.

My real issue with the current U.S. economy is that a nation cannot pay its way out of debt by creating valueless goods and services. Entrepreneurs should not be rewarded for creating useless stuff like Starbucks, subprime mortgages, web ads and "alternative" energy. Likewise, government should not be throwing money to promote these products; or at arts giveaways, condoms, and other unneeded pork.

We need to get back to producing good and services that are of value and that are in demand by other nations. To achieve this, the following will help.
  • Develop, utilize and export the vast natural resources of the United States.
  • Take the onerous restrictions off of U.S. manufacturing. Tightening environmental restrictions on U.S. industry results in an overall dirtier planet. The Obama administration's Out of sight, out of mind environmental policies are a planetary disaster.
  • Stop wasting grain to make inferior biofuels for U.S. consumption and export this grain as food instead. Food is more valuable than fuel.
  • Greenhouse gases - don't make me laugh.
We can't spend, tax or regulate our way out of this financial mess. We need to innovate and produce more to become more prosperous. Only this will solve our underlying fiscal problems.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

McMahon Today



I've already implemented the suggested strategy. Forget retirement, spend it now!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Redneck Sushi hits the MSM

Eureka! Now I know why someone from the New York Times was poking around my blog for the last couple of days.



NY Times Dining & Wine readers, my Redneck Sushi links are here and here.

A note to Mr. Darlin of the Times. I don't claim to be the inventor of the bacon wrapped fattie, I was just talking smack to Aaron and Jason. However, I did post my much superior creation prior to the Bacon Explosion post. I credited my inspiration to Dan's Bacon & Cheese Roll and provided a link.

It seemed more than coincidental that Jason, Moe & Aaron independently came up with their weaved bacon wrapped around a fattie substance idea within a month of Dan's widely circulated post. Since they were such swell sports, I've been jerking their chains ever since. Clearly they didn't copy me or the would have created a far better product.

Monday, January 26, 2009

I'm not feeling very charitable

From Raquel Rutledge's MJS article on the Wisconsin Shares taxpayer ripoff program.

The two-story house on 17th St. looks typical of the working-class homes on Racine's west side. Three bedrooms, one bath. Assessed by the city at $122,000.

Yet inside, a young woman has tapped into a home-based money-making operation that netted her and her three sisters more than half a million in taxpayer dollars since 2006.

And they did it with the blessing of the state.

All four had been in-home child-care providers. Collectively they have 17 children. For years, the government has paid them to stay home and care for each other's children.

Nothing illegal about it under the rules of Wisconsin Shares, the decade-old child-care assistance program designed alongside Wisconsin's welfare-to-work program.

With Wisconsin handing out deals like this, there is no reason anyone in this state would need help from private charities.

Screw 'em all. I'll waste that money on the lottery instead this year.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Presidential checklist

A good first week.
  • Push through ethically challenged and felonious cabinet appointees - CHECK
  • Surrender to al Qaeda - CHECK
  • Establish racial and gender quotas for stimulus recipients - CHECK
  • Hand out pork to political allies and benefactors - CHECK
  • Become allied with Hamas - CHECK
  • Stiff middle-class Americans on tax cuts - CHECK
  • Pick a fight with Limbaugh - CHECK
  • Close the tap on any new domestic energy production - CHECK
  • Receive numerous blowjobs from mainstream media whores - CHECK
A damn good first week on the job.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

"I won."

President Obama listened to Republican gripes about his stimulus package during a meeting with congressional leaders Friday morning - but he also left no doubt about who's in charge of these negotiations. "I won," Obama noted matter-of-factly, according to sources familiar with the conversation.

The exchange arose as top House and Senate Republicans expressed concern to the president about the amount of spending in the package. They also raised red flags about a refundable tax credit that returns money to those who don’t pay income taxes, the sources said.

The Republicans stressed that they want to include more middle class tax cuts in the package, citing their proposal to cut the two lowest tax rates — 15 percent and 10 percent — to ten percent and five percent, rather than issue the refundable credit Obama wants.
President Obama has already forgotten that he won the election by convincing undecided voters that he would implement a moderate Republican tax policy that included tax cuts for the middle class. Too bad for Obama that he will have a record to run on by the '12 election. He has already created fodder for 2012 and will be exposed as the socialist that he is.